FCTC Announces Annual Turkey Awards

FCTC – 2011 TURKEY AWARDS

 

These are “turkey awards” – not loser awards. Jerry Sundusky, Penn State Administration – those are all losers so they don’t rate turkey awards….

10.     Banks – for making sure they don’t take any of that money and actually loan it to small business to spur economic growth

9.       NBA Basketball Players – for thinking we really care if you strike for the next 20 years

8.       Fox News and All the Conservative Talk Hosts – who determined that the only news worthy event of Occupy Wall Street was discussion of sanitary conditions

7.       Bank of America – for consistently doing nothing to help the housing crisis in the largest way

6.       Ndamukong (Damuknon) Suh – for his post game explanation of how a STOMP is simply an Exit Strategy

5.       Herman Cain – for thinking that foreign policy can also be solved by 9/9/9

4.       Ed Demarco – Head of FHFA (Federal Housing Finance Agency

3.       President O’bama – for not running Ed DeMarco’s butt out of town

2.       United States Congress – for makings sure our credit rating is downgraded and our future is bleak all in the good spirit of bipartisism

1.       American People – for allowing ourselves to be treated the way we are – always say, it’s okay to make a mistake, but you need to learn from it.

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